Couldn’t have happened to a better guy ….

We’ve all experienced the feeling of shock and surprise when someone you know, even just peripherally or even just celebrites you’ve heard of, has been arrested.  No way, you say! Never could have imagined he’d do it.   These feelings are even more common when the person arrested is well known, is famous.

Not in the case of Michael Fortino, apparently. The comments left by friends and others who’ve run across him over the years aren’t universally hateful, but they’re pretty darn close!  Reminds me of Milo Bloom’s news article byline for Senator Bedfellow in a Bloom County cartoon … “Leaving a trail of slime … “

I have no idea where that came from! (actual quote!)

When is the world going to start waking up to the problem of mysteriously appearing porn?  It’s embarrassing enough to be caught with your own stash of naked celebrities,  but how bad must it be for someone like State Representative Matthew Barrett, when the porn isn’t even yours?  Poor guy, he probably just didn’t notice that directory filled with images of naked people;  how often does anyone, really?

Going casual

That’s what I hate about Walmart too, the feeling that I gotta keep up with the Joneses!

Store hours

Ok, it’s a bit vague, but if I ever open my own store, I’m putting up a sign a lot like this one!