I have no idea where that came from! (actual quote!)

When is the world going to start waking up to the problem of mysteriously appearing porn?  It’s embarrassing enough to be caught with your own stash of naked celebrities,  but how bad must it be for someone like State Representative Matthew Barrett, when the porn isn’t even yours?  Poor guy, he probably just didn’t notice that directory filled with images of naked people;  how often does anyone, really?

Going casual

That’s what I hate about Walmart too, the feeling that I gotta keep up with the Joneses!

Store hours

Ok, it’s a bit vague, but if I ever open my own store, I’m putting up a sign a lot like this one!

Larry Craig sticks the hot dog in the hole!

Literally! With pictures! A recipe that sounds both tasty and disturbing at the same time.