Going casual

That’s what I hate about Walmart too, the feeling that I gotta keep up with the Joneses!

Store hours

Ok, it’s a bit vague, but if I ever open my own store, I’m putting up a sign a lot like this one!

Larry Craig sticks the hot dog in the hole!

Literally! With pictures! A recipe that sounds both tasty and disturbing at the same time.

Tattoo Regrets

About three years ago, I got my one and (so far) only tattoo, a phoenix rising out of a fire on my lower left leg. Being that it’s going to be visible for hopefully quite a long time, I wanted something that would be meaningful to me. Rankmytattoo.com has compiled some of the more questionable ideas for tattoos that they’ve seen. I think these have to be my favorites … First, can anything bring a huge wave of schadenfreude-istic smiles to people like a typo on a tattoo? I can laugh because it didn’t happen to me …

As for questionable designs, I would think a subway map would certainly have to qualify …

Or how about branding a fast food logo on your body for all time? There’s more than one person out there who’s thought this was a great idea!